Top 10 reasons for Mas Selamat's escape
By Alvin Xie On 06 March 2008 At 2:36 PM
10. The toilet bowl at the detention center was super-sized with a powerful flush.
9. His family kidnapped him during the visit, the police malu and said he escaped.
8. He was released by the govt to draw citizen's attention away from The Budget, rising costs and new ERP gantries.
7. He didn't escape, he was stressed to death in the detention center's round rooms.
6. His friends sent him a skateboard during the last visit and he amazed the guards with his stunts and skated away.
5. He wore his green t-shirt on his lower half and his brown slacks on his upper half and no one could recognized him.
4. He didn't escape, he slacked to death.
3. He ran away while taking pictures with moustache, without moustache, with red hair, with cap, with scarf, for the police.
2. Anwar is back, Thaksin is back, Chin Cheong is back. Mas Selamat also want to 'be back'.
1. He got a job at Long John Silver.
9. His family kidnapped him during the visit, the police malu and said he escaped.
8. He was released by the govt to draw citizen's attention away from The Budget, rising costs and new ERP gantries.
7. He didn't escape, he was stressed to death in the detention center's round rooms.
6. His friends sent him a skateboard during the last visit and he amazed the guards with his stunts and skated away.
5. He wore his green t-shirt on his lower half and his brown slacks on his upper half and no one could recognized him.
4. He didn't escape, he slacked to death.
3. He ran away while taking pictures with moustache, without moustache, with red hair, with cap, with scarf, for the police.
2. Anwar is back, Thaksin is back, Chin Cheong is back. Mas Selamat also want to 'be back'.
1. He got a job at Long John Silver.
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