Goldmen Stanley Pte Ltd.
2819 People's Park Complex
Blk 88 #01-08

Dear Mr Goldmen,

Application For Employment Position For Geomancer

I am writing in response to the advertisement posted on www.gsr8.blogspot.com on April 12 2007. I am currently a penultimate student in Sipeh Chunz Geomancer School (SCGC) and majoring in "Peach Formation" and "Qian Kun Da Luo Yi". Goldmen Stanley is a global leader in geomancy and was rank 1st in the 2006 Top 50 Prestigious Geomancy Consulting Firm by the Vault Survey. I believed I have the capabilities and enthusiasm that this illustrious organization seeks in a candidate.

During my internship at Pao-Tio Pte Ltd., I set up a winning formation for a client and resulted in a rise of 30% in the hit rate of total 4Ds entries. I also got another client a darn pretty hot babe through my "Peach Formation".

I have shown my exceptional skills in formation setup again during my National Service. Due to my advice, my OC bought three Luo Hans to set up a Kok Kok formation coupled with the stolen chief clerk undies placed under the platoon office door mat, the Attend C status went down by almost close to 85% and IPPT passing rate increase by a whopping 250%.

My drive and my great enthusiasm that I will bring to the job will only value adds to the organization. I hope that my stellar performances will warrant an interview with Goldmen Stanley. Please email me at powerpiak@power.com.tw or call me at 981 - POWER. Thank you and I look forward to a favourable reply.

Yours Sincerely,
Ah Huat Ray

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