I was at my office Gent's cubicle when Mr A entered the toilet and used the urinal. In came Mr B who started the conversation:

B: Hey ho seh bo! What happen to you, why look so gloomy using the toilet?

A: Haha... ermmm what's there to be so happy about using the toilet?

B: Of cos must be happy lah, you come in and pee and see your dick, of cos happy!

ZQ in cubicle: dang...


What a way to strike a conversation...