Vision 2020

By jiahuan On 24 October 2007 At 12:26 AM
In an attempt to escape reality (a failed attempt though, now that i'm typing this at 12+am before i continue with my CB), a group of us gathered at Marina Square, indulging in RMCB overload (RMCB does not mean Retail Management Consumer Behaviour overload btw, it means Rocky Master ChocoBanana, haha), and came up with the idea of "Vision 2020" for all of us. So here it goes. By 2020, all of us would be around 35-40 years old, having some kind of spending power, experience and skills set, which would help us build the following dream:

This shows an overview of the plot of land which we will all contribute to buy up, and on this piece of land each of us will have a house, and other facilities as well (such as gym, arcade, bbq pit etc). We have also designated positions for everyone, since all of us are assumed to have earned enough money to retire in this place. So here it goes:


1. Real Estate Finance Director: Adrian Zhuang (to find a good deal for the plot of land and ensure the competitive prices of our property)


2. Private Wealth Management Director: Serene Lim (to continue investing our wealth and hopefully increase them)


3. Architect: Wei Siong (to design the actual blueprint of our estate)


4. Security & Maintenance Director: Joseph Sung (to implement some foolproof IT stuff to prevent foreign intrusion - CIT of some sort)


5. Minister of Parliament: Alvin Chia (to protect our interests and rights in the midst of political events)


6. Lifeguard: Zhiqin (to ensure the sustainability of our lives when we swim along the swimming track along the peripherals of the estate)


7. Valet parker & counsellor: Joanna (who was the only one without driving licence who managed to succeed in beating 3 other licence holders in Mario race, as well as the only one who often spends her time on the hp counselling others)


8. Gym attendant: Jiahuan (to maintain gym equipment, to educate those in the estate of the importance of a healthy, active lifestyle and eventually promote a long-term healthy living)


9. Property Manager cum spokeswoman: Natalie (to be our PR in communicating to the external world in any press releases)


10. Receptionist: Serene Ang (to leverage on her expertise during internship as a receptionist to handle the foreseen never-ending calls on our unique concept)


11. Concierge and Complaints Director: Joseph Lin (being the most well-tempered guy who never fails to accede to requests, he will definitely be able to handle incoming complaints from existing residents and resolve issues amicably)


12. Resident photographer cum security camera officer: Wei Siong (being one of our usual photographers, he will constantly update the other residents of events held within the estate through his photos, and is in charge of the strategic placement of security cameras throughout the estate to prevent trespassing)


13. Weatherman: Zhiqin/Ray (depending on which weather we would want for whatever occasion, we will send the "right" person to foresee the "right" weather we want)


14. Butcher: Adrian Goh (being the connoiseur in all kinds of meats, he will supply our daily intake of proteins and recommend daily specials of various high-quality meats)


15. Bodyguard: David (being trained in Muay Thai and his experience as a gym trainer, he will definitely be able to protect any of us against fans - should any of us become famous, assassinators - should any of us become targets of some sort, or violent trespassers)


16. Welfare & Entertainment Officer: Isaac (to organise entertaining events for the estate, being equipped with the necessary skills sets and resources, as proven from our earlier balloon party)


17. Vice President: Adrian Goh (now this vice means VICE - 吃喝嫖赌, so u should understand why he's chosen la huh? =p)


18. Water Sports Director: Keith (being an experienced dragon-boater, he will train us in all kinds of water sports to fully utilise our roundabout pool, to maintain all of our healthy lifestyle)


19. BBQ Pit Manager: Elizabeth (since she likes to cook for others to eat, this position is definitely most suited for her)


how does this idea sound, everyone? :)

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